Neiman Marcus has their annual Christmas Book out. Perusing the wares I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this chicken coop.
Now there is nothing wrong with a pretty chicken coop. I happen to love them and wouldn't mind having a stylish looking one on my property one day; however, a line needs to be drawn folks. Check out the inside of this coop! It's nicer than the average American's home!
Yet still that is not what I'm complaining about.
Clearly no one from Neiman Marcus has ever stepped foot inside a chicken coop. Chickens are nasty, people. Fowl are foul!
I've scooped up more species of shit than you can wave a pooper scooper at and chickens are right up there with the worst.
To keep the coop this clean, it would need its own full time butler, but I suppose if one could afford this $100,000 chicken coop, they could very well afford a chicken coop butler!
All photos via Neiman Marcus